"Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends." ~ Woody Allen
From my collection of mostly pessimistic quotes.
Some people have been telling me they enjoyed the selection of aphorisms on this blog, so I've decided to make them more prominent and paging-friendly.
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