Funny backstage shots

Here are a few pics that I thought would be funny to look at. I haven't checked my old photo shoots for these kind of pics yet, so maybe one day I'll post more of my comical shots some day.

spaniel ears!

i love dogs! but looking like a dog...not quite as much.

 

 

talking about working conditions...

the grass was really prickly and I only had sandals and high heels shoes with me.
being a homo sapiens, I fixed the plastic bags on my feet

of course, the situation was even funnier as my feet were slippery and we were shooting on a hill. so I had to grab and hold to the long grass not to slide down.

but i did slip down the hill once

that was very unexpected and lots of fun.

 

 

 

talking about slipping down...

this has happened to me twice.
there i was posing near the wall looking serious and sexy and then pillows slipped forward on the glossy floor and i was down.
bams!

 

 

 

 

 

 

wow! look at that Chernobyl-sized bug!

or whatever that was that caused such expressions on my face))

maybe a huge nuclear plant area bug!

 

 

 

 

hey, look at the bright side - meaty bugs might be good as kebabs! Inflation, unfolding food crisis... nuclear bugs could become a precious comodity!

 

 

 

 

 

another funny look

can't remember what i was thinking about. looks like some kid of creative revenge idea

"...yeah... fix him on that tree head down and then...hehe...
teach the bastard to mess with me!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now that's nothing special, just some ghost walking in the window while I'm posing outside the house.
image can be enlarged a bit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

but usually, it's nothing supernatural, just too much tequila

kidding, of course)) but i sure look like i've had way too much of alcohol and my head is spinning.

(click on it to enlarge)

actually, i don't even like tequila so much. ukrainian vodka is better if u are in that kind of mood.

usually i prefer something like wine or/and rum. yes, 'and' can happen too!

 

 

 

 

 

 

'you gotta be kidding me'

'man, when was the last time you had shower? sometime this year?
now stop trying to 'put some moves on me', its not gonna work.
and no, you can't buy me a drink 'coz i can't possibly drink as much as to tolerate you anywhere near me. so drop dead, would u?' 

 

yuk! look at that stain on my shirt!

'I told you not to take me to mcdonalds! now what do i do with this ugly genetically modified aspartame msg sauce stain? u owe me money for dry-cleaning!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

waiting for photographer to test the light and adjust the lens

the stair I was sitting on was made of stone. what kind of expression should a girl have when she is sitting on a cold piece of stone?!
I don't have a soft brazilian ass to land on!

so I think this look is totally justified!))

 

 

and sometimes i'm just having fun!

yeah, i don't only write pessimistic sh%t here, i'm good at lots of other things too)))